My Paladin was sitting in Ironforge, having tea and crumpets with the King, when the call to Darkmoon Island went out. Thinking he should partake in the silliness and take a break from constant warfare, he packed his belongings, bid his farewells, and set off.
But he forgot his toothbrush at the inn in Stormwind! One cannot be around so many people with unclean teeth, and thus checked with Zygor to find the fastest way to Darkmoon Island, knowing his Hearthstone was set to Stormwind, and the portal to the Island is a short ride to Goldshire.
Eh, by The Light, was is this? Zygor tells my poor innocent Paladin to take the portal to Blasted Lands from Ironforge, enter the Dark Portal, fly to Shattrath, and then portal to Stormwind? Like the sometimes naive lad he is, he followed the instructions blindly, and sure enough, did arrive eventually at his destination.
Sadly, his friends, who had simply used their Hearthstones and went to Stormwind directly, then on to Goldshire, grew tired of waiting, and ever more restless, finally giving in to the sights, games, and smells of Faire food and left him behind to have their fun.
Lo, my Paladin did eventually catch up with his friends, but they had already taken all the rides, and eaten their fill of food, and quite satisfied, only stayed long enough to welcome him to the Island, whereupon they next decided that some evil needed the swift hand of justice, and once again left my poor Paladin behind.
He did ride the rides, ate the food, and drank the drinks, but without his friends, it was just not the same.
If only he had used his Hearthstone and went straight to Stormwind in the first place...
But he forgot his toothbrush at the inn in Stormwind! One cannot be around so many people with unclean teeth, and thus checked with Zygor to find the fastest way to Darkmoon Island, knowing his Hearthstone was set to Stormwind, and the portal to the Island is a short ride to Goldshire.
Eh, by The Light, was is this? Zygor tells my poor innocent Paladin to take the portal to Blasted Lands from Ironforge, enter the Dark Portal, fly to Shattrath, and then portal to Stormwind? Like the sometimes naive lad he is, he followed the instructions blindly, and sure enough, did arrive eventually at his destination.
Sadly, his friends, who had simply used their Hearthstones and went to Stormwind directly, then on to Goldshire, grew tired of waiting, and ever more restless, finally giving in to the sights, games, and smells of Faire food and left him behind to have their fun.
Lo, my Paladin did eventually catch up with his friends, but they had already taken all the rides, and eaten their fill of food, and quite satisfied, only stayed long enough to welcome him to the Island, whereupon they next decided that some evil needed the swift hand of justice, and once again left my poor Paladin behind.
He did ride the rides, ate the food, and drank the drinks, but without his friends, it was just not the same.
If only he had used his Hearthstone and went straight to Stormwind in the first place...
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