Question about twitter?

[chaos5061]

Why are there naked ladies following me on my twitter account?

[Kamchak]

If you are getting followed by naked ladies, *never* ask why!! Just enjoy the parade while it lasts, then ask "HEY! Where did you all go!!"

[Skippyninja]

Dialing those 1-900 numbers in our sleep again, are we?

[chaos5061]

Dialing those 1-900 numbers in our sleep again, are we?

Must be because when I wake up there is a new one following me. So far I have had 7 of them following me.

[krendar]

This was posted by the Twitter security updates yesterday: "Worth remembering: the accounts of scantily-clad women claiming to link to their "home videos" are generally linking to malware".

So my advice: don't follow back!

[chaos5061]

This was posted by the Twitter security updates yesterday: "Worth remembering: the accounts of scantily-clad women claiming to link to their "home videos" are generally linking to malware".

So my advice: don't follow back!

I figured on that. But shhhh don't ruin my dream of naked ladies following me because I'm a stud

[Skippyninja]

I figured on that. But shhhh don't ruin my dream of naked ladies following me because I'm a stud

lol, your harem can hurt your true mistress: Your puter!

[chaos5061]

HEY! You leave Charlene out of this.

[Kamchak]

HEY! You leave Charlene out of this.

OMG, are you joining that man from Japan that married his avatar?
I would have to disown you and send you back to the pound.

[chaos5061]

OMG, are you joining that man from Japan that married his avatar?
I would have to disown you and send you back to the pound.

Not married to my avatar. Married to my computer. Big difference. I'm ashamed to say I cheat on her with my Iphone Sara

[Kamchak]

Not married to my avatar. Married to my computer. Big difference. I'm ashamed to say I cheat on them with my Iphone Sara

/refuse to use *any* towel in his home

[dudedafool]

/refuse to use *any* towel in his home

Hahahahahhahahaha.


My cars name is Isabelle. We do everything together. We go out to the movies together, we go clothes shopping and she lets me ride her(Gross) anywhere.

But people are scared of our love, so they make me park her outside the stores. Such a shame.

[Skippyninja]

Hahahahahhahahaha.


My cars name is Isabelle. We do everything together. We go out to the movies together, we go clothes shopping and she lets me ride her(Gross) anywhere.

But people are scared of our love, so they make me park her outside the stores. Such a shame.

Haha!!! I named my car Lucerne... Lucy for short. She's the only woman that I've ever been inside (aside from my mommy's womb).

[dudedafool]

Haha!!! I named my car Lucerne... Lucy for short. She's the only woman that I've ever been inside (aside from my mommy's womb).

What kind of ride you got?

Mine's a 91' corvette, she's the MOST beautiful person I've ever met in my life.

[Skippyninja]

What kind of ride you got?

Mine's a 91' corvette, she's the MOST beautiful person I've ever met in my life.

I had a 94 Ford Taurus SHO v8 purred like a feral druid when I floored it. 0-60 in like... 3.9 sec. She wasn't taken care of by her previous owner and I ended up spending more money on repairing shit that was wrong with her than I actually paid for her in the first place. I miss her though.